Fire Update

I found a great apartment!

The insurance company won't let me have it! More precisely, they refuse to answer any questions about it.

I email them: "What about that apartment I've found?"

They reply: "We've got a great apartment for you in someone's basement."

I email them: "What about that apartment I've found?"

They reply "The place we've found is in a really vibrant neighborhood."

I email them: "What about that apartment I've found?"

They reply: "We're going to be out of the office tomorrow! See you on Tuesday!"